Monday, November 1, 2010
Oh, Baby!
No pictures, no pictures!
Finn was another problem all together. If paparazzi haters Sean Penn and Lindsay Lohan had a baby, it would be Finn right now. That said, if they were Finn's parents he would be living in Malibu, recovering from his first rehab stint and named something gender neutral and geographic like London or Bronx. And he would wear little vintage Rolling Stones concert shirts bought for $125. He hates my picture taking. Every photo is interrupted with hand waving and "no Daddy, no Daddy." For god's sake, your lucky someone wants to take a picture of you eating bread, bud. At some point in the non too distant future, you'll be a broken 40 year old looking at your reflection in the 606 bus window wondering if anyone sees you at all. So be grateful for the attention, once your sister regularly opens her eyes you will be hearing the heavy footsteps of father time. Crow's feet land on every face, pal.
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