The Beginning of the Victorian Era

It's a dark anvil of anxiety lurking in the back of every father's mind; when will my daughter discover places like Victoria's Secret? I have to admit that even given my current residency in New Jersey, the home state to TV classics such as The Jersey Shore, Housewives of NJ, and countless episodes of My Sweet Sixteen and Teen Mom, I still didn't expect such a scandalous thing to arrive like a bag of sickly pink poison on day four of Cecilia's life. But in walked Joe and Aimee [redacted], bag in hand, encouraging Cecilia to do some wicked body shots and runs some tables at Atlantic City. And to think that Aimee teaches second grade? Yes, while we are waiting for Superman to save our schools, the classes are actually being taught by the evil temptress Faora.

PS I have to admit I needed Google to come up with a female villain from Superman. Wow, the comic world is teeming with craziness. Put down the comics, my friends, wash your ink stained hands, and join the rest of humanity living outside of your parents basement. And, Aimee and Joe gave us some awesome girly gifts and a insane apple pie. So, belated thanks after questioning your morality and ethical decision making, and making suggestions that you attempted to endanger the welfare of a child. In fairness, you should have known this was a likely outcome when you agreed to pose for the picture. Now, back to our regular programming.